ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

(via itsthelesbiana)

ziggystardick:

Bestfri(end)
Boyfri(end)
Girlfri(end)
B(∞)ty

(via itsthelesbiana)